so tomorrow marks the finale of the cmj awards and if you don't know what that is, don't worry, i had no freaking clue until about 5 minutes ago. the list of aspiring bands is long, varied and worthy of its own awards. so without further ado, may i present...
band name that conjures up most vivid mental image: suicide girls live burlesque (honorable mention: the robot ate me)
band name that makes me say whaaaat? beans with holy fuck (honorable mention: made out of babies)
band name straight out of the mind of a pre-pubescent: goblin cock (honorable mention: bonerama)
band name sprinkled liberally in alliteration: bato's balkan boogie
most divine band name: apostle of hustle (honorable mention: god or julie)
random california band that once crashed at my apartment in gainesville: horse the band
most ghetto-rific band name: monsta island czars (honorable mention: masta killa)
most instructive band name: clap your hands say yeah
band name that hurts me: your enemies friends (honorable mention: rapider than horsepower)
most random band name: mel gibson and the pants (honorable mention: quasar wut-wut)
excessive use of capital letters in a band name: FOR REAL FOR REAL
band name that scares me: AIDS wolf (honorable mention: decomposure)
most punctuation-ally confused band name: against me!
band name i like for absolutely no reason other than it's brilliant: kind of like spitting (honorable mentions: bionic twitch, cabinet of natural curiosities)
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